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this is what a good hitler joke looks like
Funny Stuff you like?

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

Funny Stuff you like?


this is what a good hitler joke looks like
Funny Stuff you like?

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

Funny Stuff you like?

kaitlyn-smith:

~B. Yung

I am a queen
forced to clash with
half of my class with
class and more attitude
than a little bit,
but I’m built like that
conquering the box that
holds me down
cause the game is real like that,
but I’m pushing
never moving forth
before the fort is protected
I’m the most important
and…

The Worst kind of man 17/30 NaPoWriMo

sheedemilio:

Sometimes

I am the worst kind of man

The kind

Who knows better

But is too scared 

To show other men

that very better he knows.

eatcerealwithwater:

I can tell where your scars are just by the way you walk
And every assault you have endured has ensured your every step
And you are blessed regardless of the animals that have attacked you
And you are pure regardless of who has abused you
I know an angel when I see one
And when our kingdom come it will be you, I and the sun
And we will be one
We will create children and our children will create us
Then every night by the light of the moon I will kiss away your scars to Abby Lincoln tunes
And I will drink perfume that tastes like you
Out of a vessel with a waist like you

Then I will draw our bathwater warm so we can soak til our soul’s reborn
And you will be safe and secure in my arms and it will always be this way
See I can tell where your scars are just by the way you smile
And every night I walk a mile in your shoes
Kiss away your tears and compile your blues

And I will lick every pit from your soul’s revelation to your pain’s exodus
And when there’s nothing left to sip I will massage the tension from your nekkedness
And then lift you in the most effortless way so that you can just slowly ride all your pain away
See I can tell where you scars are just by the way you moan
And every time we spend together I want your life to just keep getting better
Just want your nights to just keep getting wetter
Never want the trust in our relationship to sever
I want you to let your mind go until you ready for handcuffs, candlewax, and blindfolds
I want you feel me inside of you until time slows
And learn to cum so hard it’ll be like your spine froze

With a smile on your face until the sunshine shows and it will always be like this
I can tell where you scars are ‘cause I was born to kiss them away
And make love to you the way you deserve to be made love to

And the way you’ll know that it’s right is when your nipples become harder than your life is
And after I undress and lay down I’m gonna whisper poems in your ear at frequencies so beautiful that only your clitoris can hear

did-you-kno:

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bollockstoyourassmar:

I dreamt of your veins last night. They melted like sugar in my mouth..

I swore I felt you warming up to me, or was that just the after glow of the vodka making my guts feel pretty?

I promise, I didn’t mean to wake you- It’s just, the drunk monsters, they know your number better than anyone.

eatcerealwithwater:

I can tell where your scars are just by the way you walk
And every assault you have endured has ensured your every step
And you are blessed regardless of the animals that have attacked you
And you are pure regardless of who has abused you
I know an angel when I see one
And when our kingdom come it will be you, I and the sun
And we will be one
We will create children and our children will create us
Then every night by the light of the moon I will kiss away your scars to Abby Lincoln tunes
And I will drink perfume that tastes like you
Out of a vessel with a waist like you

Then I will draw our bathwater warm so we can soak til our soul’s reborn
And you will be safe and secure in my arms and it will always be this way
See I can tell where your scars are just by the way you smile
And every night I walk a mile in your shoes
Kiss away your tears and compile your blues

And I will lick every pit from your soul’s revelation to your pain’s exodus
And when there’s nothing left to sip I will massage the tension from your nekkedness
And then lift you in the most effortless way so that you can just slowly ride all your pain away
See I can tell where you scars are just by the way you moan
And every time we spend together I want your life to just keep getting better
Just want your nights to just keep getting wetter
Never want the trust in our relationship to sever
I want you to let your mind go until you ready for handcuffs, candlewax, and blindfolds
I want you feel me inside of you until time slows
And learn to cum so hard it’ll be like your spine froze

With a smile on your face until the sunshine shows and it will always be like this
I can tell where you scars are ‘cause I was born to kiss them away
And make love to you the way you deserve to be made love to

And the way you’ll know that it’s right is when your nipples become harder than your life is
And after I undress and lay down I’m gonna whisper poems in your ear at frequencies so beautiful that only your clitoris can hear